Music for Lady Liberty’s Demise
Friday, May 27th, 2005Lady Liberty’s Demise, song #5
All right. Um… how do I explain this. There are a group of terrorists from the Carribean island of Martinique, and they want to take over the world. To achieve these ends, they are going to blow up the Statue of Liberty and make it look like the United States hates the French (the statue was a gift from France), so the French will declare war on America. They have employed the help of “Tex” a right-wing, internet-freak, bomb expert, who rants about various right wing ideals.
We never said these guys had *good* ideas. Our coast guard comrades overhear this entire song and spend the rest of the play trying to save Lady Liberty.